What The Fuck Is This?

"The German states were in decline before 1600; few students were in the universities, witches were burned, and the economy was suffering..."
This sexy velociraptor is dying to hear your questions.

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funnytwittertweets:

odinsblog:

So many of these are really good

ozzenstach:

I hate bright ass fucking LED headlights or whatever the hell they are

renegade-hierophant:

Advice from 4500 years ago.

ralfmaximus:

maretriarch:
Suicide hotline shares data with for-profit spinoff, raising ethical questions
The Crisis Text Line’s AI-driven chat service has gathered troves of data from its conversations with people suffering life’s toughest situa
POLITICO

If you have to ask “is this ethical?” it’s probably not.

wilwheaton:

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omghotmemes:

Solidarity against kellogs

bogleech:

Quetzalcoatlus and Koolasuchus are the top two largest prehistoric monsters I would want back because they are precious perfect angels but also two of the weirdest things to ever live that you know without a doubt would have eaten people. Look at us next to them, we were practically MADE to disappear and die into these adorable idiot faces.

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds: